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A previously unknown species of parasitic spider has been discovered in the bathroom of a San Francisco Bay Area home by an amateur naturalist. In this top notch zoological study, shocking details are revealed about this very common - but previously undetected - species. Learn more about its parasitic lifecycle, mating habits, threat level to human society, and how EVEN YOU may be infected.

Enter the Perpetual Mood Machine and wallow in the mesmerising and pulsating color show that accompanies a photographic slide show adventure.

Choose from such adventures as "Towards the Half Moon", "Coastal Corousel", "A Day At Rockaway", and "Pictures At An Exhibition".

Tom Kidding may not be held liable in any way for minds warped or disturbed during the course of exploring the bizarre and perplexing Mysterious Land of Kiydieng.

Expand your vocabulary with a whole new dictionary of hip words like... assholescence, blogchive, crapplication, dumbographic, hatriotism, impropaganda, Maslow's Dog, scumpany, skinterface, spamtaminated, warporation, and more...