Foetus, we regret to inform
your resume simply does not conform
to the currently accepted norm.

From your lousy resume's revealed
no prior experience in this field .... of life.
We're sad to say, your fate is sealed.

Henceforth, all maternal services shall be suspended
- your short and fruitless life duly ended.
We hope you do not feel offended.

It's nothing personal, you see.
It's just, without some form of smart degree
you simply do not qualify to be.

With no references to be verified,
no skills you've learnt while there inside,
why, there's simply nothing on your side.
	Put quite simply, Foetas -
it would be better if you simply died.